Mulan II

For the love of Mushu! What the Hell? The first Mulan was entertaining, touching, funny and charming. This was none of the above. It was obvious, boring, tacky, cheesy, pointless, annoying, crappy, boring - I said that already, didn't I? Well, it was.

Mulan and Shang have 3 days (even though it takes like 12) to get 3 princesses to a bordering country so that they can marry 3 princes so that there can be an alliance between the 2 countries to unite against the Mongols. Only the 3 princesses fall in love with Mulan's 3 loser friends that come along for the mission. All the while Mushu is trying to break up Mulan and Shang because as soon as they get married it'll be Shang's ancestors who'll guard her, not him.

On the way to the neighboring country they are attacked by bandits and Shang falls to his "death." Mulan pretends the princesses have died and says that she'll marry the eldest prince. Shang finds the princesses and the losers and rushes off to stop Mulan from getting married.

Mushu decides that Mulan's friendship is worth more that his job and pretends to be the Golden Dragon of Unity and gets the Emperor of the country to allow Mulan and the three princesses out of their marriage.

At the end Shang combines the two temples so Mushu is able to still be a guardian and is as bratty as he was at the beginning. What!? He didn't learn anything! You're just perpetuating the notion that you can be as bad as you want but as long as you say that you're sorry all if forgiven. What a load of crap! Mushu would've been on gong duty for the next hundred years or so if I was in charge.

Grade: 2.5/10