Killer Klowns From Outer Space

While making out two teenagers, Mike and Debbie (Grant Cramer and Suzanne Snyder), see a shooting star that's really close to Earth. They decided to follow it and see if it crashed anywhere. What they discover is a big top. Walking in they discover what looks like a nuclear power plant...what do those look like exactly? They also discover a room filled with cotton candy. Only it isn't cotton candy they are cocoons that hold dead bodies of people. Eww. They run away and are attacked by Klowns and a popcorn gun. The Klowns then make their way into town to continue with their nefarious plans. Meanwhile Mike and Debbie head to the police station to tell Debbie's friend Dave (John Allen Nelson).  Turns out Dave is Debbie's ex-boyfriend and he doesn't believe them.  There's a surprise.

He brings Debbie home and has Mike show him where the big top was. Only when they get there's it's gone and Dave arrests Mike for being annoying, or whatever the legal term for that is. As they are heading back to the police station, the come across some abandoned cars, one of which is filled with cotton candy.  He lets Mike go and they continue back into town.

The Klowns have started their work, coating people in cotton candy or stuffing them in balloons, or just killing them altogether. Dave and Mike spot a Klown that eats people with a shadow puppet.  They try and run it over, but it gets away. Dave heads back to the police station and Mike jumps out and meets up with his two friends, Rich and Paul Terenzi (Michael Siegel and Peter Licassi). Together they go check up on Debbie.

Debbie is, in fact being attack by the popcorn that was left on her clothes and that has turned into Klown's heads. When the guys get there she has been stuffed into a balloon and kidnapped by the Klowns. Dave, on the other hand has gotten through to the state police and convinced them to come to their rescue. He was then attacked by a Klown but killed it by shooting it in the nose. He then sees Mike driving off and follows. They end up at a fair and discover that this is where the Klowns hid their space ship/big top.  Dave and Mike and the brothers head in and in a few short second the brother get into trouble and fall down a hole and I think get molested by female alien Klowns. I really don't want to think about that, because they might have enjoyed that.  Anyway Dave and Mike rescue Debbie and the three of them are chased by dozen of Klowns. They are rescued by the brothers... I know. Weird.

Just as they are about to escape they come face to face with the evil head of the Klowns. The others get out and Dave bravely shoots at it, but can't hit a nose eight feet wide. Instead he is grabbed by the Klown and pops the nose with his badge. Which causes the entire ship to blow up. See I told you not to put the self-destruct in the Master Klown's nose! That is in clear violation of Evil Overlord Rule # 107 Even thought I don't really care because I plan on living forever, I will hire engineers who are able to build ma a fortress sturdy enough that, if I am slain, it won't tumble to the ground for no good structural reason. Geez Klowns!

Anyway Dave survives by hiding in a Klown Car and they are all reunited. Just as they are wondering if it is really over, they are hit in the face by pies. Oh no! It's not over! But wait the credits are here and since they haven't made a sequel in like eighteen years. I think it's over.

This movie was so bad that it was excellent. It was very entertaining and yet stupid at the same time. I have nothing to say about this film because... there's really nothing to say about it. It is what it is; a stupid funny not at all a scary, unless you are petrified of clowns, movie. I have a fear of clowns and I found the short one kind of cute. The fat one was really creepy and it's costume was awful, but what do you expect from the 80's.

Grade: 4.5/10